that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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