Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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