you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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