absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
You were trust falling into bushes
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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