What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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