1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
