Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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