I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Randomize
