I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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