so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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