Come see our sink grown plant.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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