If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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