That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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