so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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