Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Damn victory sex feels great
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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