Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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