Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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