sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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