Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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