THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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