East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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