He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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