I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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