I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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