Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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