i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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