Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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