kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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