I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I need to sanitize my soul.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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