Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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