No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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