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he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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