Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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