with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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