Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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