I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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