try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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