This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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