it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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