is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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