its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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