I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I just want nice things and good sex
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
how does that bad decision feel?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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