don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
