It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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