Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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