My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i dont even know how to be here
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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