I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
