i think my tv is drunk
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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