i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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