If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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